Our Monkey Part 5

The Writing Cast:

Shig	Matt	Herb
Gort	Vamps	Mikie
Jekill		Heph

To refuse his missile he would need electrical cable, a pie pan, cinnamon pie crust, and finally, one deep-fried nucleophilic chiral gallon of heavy water. However, due to the definition of nucleophilic chiral this could not happen. So instead he took apart the missile and determined how to make one of his own. To do this he needed one of every type of pie on the planet and a spork. So he went down to his local bakery and got all of the pie he needed. However, he could not find a spork anywhere. So, in order to get a spork he needed to fly out to KFC headquarters in... Chinese Taiwan.

So, he packed himself into the luggage of the closest female monkey he saw walking by (which happened to take 10 minutes). He then got to have fun on the carousels in the airport and play with other people's luggage. On the plane, he started searching through people's luggage and in the last bag he tore apart he found the holy g-string. Putting it aside for a more perverse monkey, he escaped into the cockpit where he found two more evil nuclear inspectors. However, he had an issue, if he killed these evil nuclear inspectors the plane would crash, but if he didn't kill them before the plane landed they would still be out to terrorize the world before he could start his nuclear holocaust.

So, of course, he got out his ever trusty ninja-stick. Except somehow his ninja-stick was broken. He then searched through the luggage again for a roll of duct tape (which solves everything by the way). He used the duct tape to patch up his ninja-stick and returned to the cockpit. Unfortunately, the devious inspectors had used another roll of duct tape to seal the cockpit door. So of course Mr. Hungry Monkey used his ever trusty “Hello Kitty” vibrator to break down the door.

To Be Continued...