Our Monkey Part 9

The Writing Cast:

Shig	Matt	Herb
Gort	Vamps	Mikie
Jekill		Heph

It jumped in and crawled around a bit until it found its way into a meeting room. Luckily, nobody was around. However, a nearby vending machine attracted him. Smashing the face plate open, he began to devour Hershey bars. Just then the re-stockman came in with two extra crates of Hershey bars. The beast ate all of those too. Unfortunately, the man had half a Hershey bar left in his hand. The monster opened wide and bit off his whole arm. Screaming and waving his bleeding stump, the re-stockman ran away yelping like a constipated wiener dog. The beast went off to the lobby, since he could smell Hershey's bars and Pepsis. When he arrived, the patrons screamed in fright. They proceeded to yield their beverages and snacks to the beast.

Just then, Our Monkey entered the lobby. Our Monkey was unafraid of the beast, however the beast made a rapid 180 degree turn (since he had been facing the monkey), and skidded along the floor, rushing to run away from the monkey. Then, the beast remembered its original mission, and turned around to greet Our Monkey. "HUBBLAGH JIBBER JAAHHRBB," it said politely. Our Monkey was confused but undaunted and responded "CHEE! OOK ACK OOK OOK SCREE!" Then Our Monkey got out his ninja-stick and vaulted to the second story to find the engineer's office, but his ninja-stick broke so instead he used his super monkey ninja speed to bypass the beast before it knew what happened.

Unfortunately, the beast was quite enraged, because in martian bugblatterish, "OOK ACK OOK OOK SCREE!" translated to "Your mother was nice in bed before I killed her." However, the CHEE! in front of it translated to "I am your father." The martian was just showing his love. As in weird martian ways, the father kills the mother so that the mother can give birth.

To Be Continued...