Turns out Neil Degrasse Tyson is an asshole

Turns out Neil Degrasse Tyson is an asshole https://imgur.com/gallery/34fjXT6

Scared the Carp out of Me

Perhaps you have heard of spirit animals. While many identify themselves with one, my life was instead a reimagined menagerie.

My spirit bear would bare its teeth in wide ranges of anger. My spirit horse would lead me to run on distant shores. My spirit snake would sneak me past my garrulous neighbor who could endlessly speak about her arugula.

Their visitations ranged from sensible to senile.

After every production, my spirit pigeon made me feel a mere epigon. My spirit snail has slain my social schedule. But the newest, and perhaps worst, my spirit newt imparts a wetness to my armpits.

As you may sense, this regular spirit mestee has a self-esteem of a snibbed bison. My love life had the prospects of a male mantis.

Regardless, a lovely young lass had taken a liking to me.

Aside from animal spirit exceptions, our first date went as well as could be expected, but I was so nervous for our first kiss that when she puckered her lips, it scared the carp out of me.

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Downloading Voicemail Audio from Project Fi

If you have Project Fi, you can access, share, and download your voice mail from the internet from your Google Voice account.

1. Log in to your Project Fi account.

2. Scroll all the way to the bottom of the page and click on the "Google Voice" link.

3. Find your voice mail on the list, then click the "more" button to open a list of options to save or share your voicemail. You can download the audio from a voice mail as an mp3; very convenient..

Thanks to Scott Greenstone for his (more detailed) guide.