Our Monkey Part 7

The Writing Cast:

Shig	Matt	Herb
Gort	Vamps	Mikie
Jekill		Heph

He fell down on a pile of garbage. In this garbage he found his favorite Japanese toy: another Hello Kitty vibrator. With this he put it on at "freedom speed", and then was able to break down the KFC window, which was closed at the moment! He held up the vibrator and threatened the cooks for some chicken, otherwise he'd use the vibrator and seduce all their wives with the cute small childishness of Hello Kitty.

However, what he came here for was a spork. The cook shakily handed him a spork. "Please leave us in peace." Our Monkey shook his head in refusal and said, " I need more than just your sporks... I need your pants." The monkey then went around depantsing all of the chefs and staff, then depantsed all of the customers of KFC. Needless to say, He also depantsed Colonel Sanders, and the security chief named Anders.

Anders was very angry. He pulled up his pants, but not before grabbing Our Monkey and mashing him into a pile of KFC Apple Pies (made with real deep-fried chicken crust). They tasted like a summer morning. Our Monkey ate the pie and grew to the size of a hand of Matt.

The monkey needed to be bigger for some reason... so he ate another pie. Except this time it backfired. He shrunk back down to the size of Matt's thumb. This continued indefinitely (the shrinking and growing) until a giant cat happened by and devoured all the remaining pies (shrinking down to the size of Our Monkey's thumb). The monkey decided to search elsewhere for a way to grow up. Our monkey thought for a second. He took a spoon to kill the giant cat with. Unfortunately, a spoon was still too heavy for our thumb-sized monkey. So he picked his nose and... got a shock!

To Be Continued...