Our Monkey Part 6

The Writing Cast:

Shig	Matt	Herb
Gort	Vamps	Mikie
Jekill		Heph

The inspectors had already abandoned the plane though, and the monkey only knew how to fly NASA sanctioned rockets, and thus watched as the (nuclear) plane headed towards ground-zero... however, he realized ground-zero was not in Taiwan, so he screamed to the passengers, and learned the man in first class was a pilot.

So the man in first class led to plane to an airport in Taiwan. He then got off the plane in Taiwan to look for the KFC. He found a limo and took it to the KFC headquarters, but then realized he couldn't pay. But he had never gone to Taiwan and could not understand the people at all, so he quickly got completely lost. So he ended the day in a monkey bar, drinking monkey beer, with monkey small bubbles in it, and began seeing what he thought were fat monkey dumped women as monkey lady supermodels.

After that he went out to smoke (yes, our thumb-sized-vampire monkey smoked, too), and pointed his head up to see the stars. Since Taiwan is a huge town, the sky wasn't even dark because of the city lights. Our monkey was really disappointed, when he saw written in huge letters on the building facing the bar, "KFC HEADQUARTERS". So he quickly set up his mortar and loaded the thermonuclear missile in the barrel. 3... 2... 1... *fizzle* he forgot he was SUPPOSED to eat the missile to launch it. So instead he ran into the window of the KFC. BULLET PROOF!!! (Crazy americans!)

To Be Continued...