Our Monkey Part 8

The Writing Cast:

Shig	Matt	Herb
Gort	Vamps	Mikie
Jekill		Heph

Then he realized... "my organs are electronic." So then he cybernetically re-engineered his organs so he would stop shrinking and growing. After that, he started shrinking and growing again. He decided he wasn't a good engineer and went to find the KFC of engineers known as EFC, but couldn't find it in the phone book. Depressed, he yelled "JFC," and nobody heard him, since he was in a shrink sequence.

During this time, on Mars, a ravenous bugblatter boarded a ship with an assignment to shake hands with Our Monkey. The ship took off and landed in Idaho. The bugblatter saw a human and began trying to ask them where Our Monkey was, but the person couldn't understand the ugly beast, so they screamed and ran to the local police station. Dazed and confused, the bugblatter followed the innocent civilian and met up with an officer who was ready to defecate in his pants, and was holding a shotgun.

The beast thought that it was a piece of candy, so he opened his mouth wide. The officer fired the shotgun, sending the back of the beast's head splattering on the ground. Relieved, the officer turned and began to walk away. What he didn't realize was that the beast had regenerative properties. Confused, the beast scrambled to its feet and ran into a nearby vent shaft.

To Be Continued...