Our Monkey Part 4

The Writing Cast:

Shig	Matt	Herb
Gort	Vamps	Mikie
Jekill		Heph

But back to our story, the monkey took this super secret file to someone who could read. On his way he passed by the bakery and drank half a dozen mugs of coffee for fortitude. At last, he arrived at the vet's and asked for the linguist. However, the vet was naive to this situation and started screaming. “WHY IS A TINY MONKEY TALKING.” With all of this commotion, an evil nuclear inspector walked into the vet's and came threateningly towards the monkey.

The monkey found the conveniently locked emergency exit, so instead hid in the boiler room. A hand reached out from the shadows and hit his ninja-stick. He then pole-vaulted to the evil nuclear inspector's shoulder and reached out... but didn't find a tendon. Instead, he frisked the inspector, obtaining a piece of pie. All of a sudden our monkey became hungry again. Thus, he ate half of the pie. This activated his ninja superpower of committing sepukku. However, due to a bad distribution fuse in the inspector, it was translated to him, and killed the inspector by a giant frisbee decompressing in the inspector's mouth. The monkey also received the Our Monkey Notes version of the packet to be translated.

Reading the Our Monkey Notes of the packet, he realized how purposeless the CIA was. According to the Our Monkey Notes, the packet stated “confidential: do not read...” then ranted about how the author liked pie. This remembrance of pie reminded the monkey of nuclear missiles. He then got this strange desire to start a nuclear holocaust. However, he needed a nuclear missile. In order to get this nuclear missile he tried to return to the hardware store (now destroyed) where he left his diffused missile.

To Be Continued...