Our Monkey Part 3

The Writing Cast:

Shig	Matt	Herb
Gort	Vamps	Mikie
Jekill		Heph

The monster promptly grew to a hundred times its original size. Unfortunately, this is what would have happened if it wasn't killed by the constricting action of the surrounding building. In the monsoon of spilling blood, our monkey (whose name happens to be "Our Monkey") was caught on the monster's shoulder while the monster was growing. This caused Our Monkey to get stuck between the monster's shoulder and the ceiling of the building. Once he realized this he bit his way through the monster's shoulder. Through his mouth ran the rancid taste of the monster's expanded flesh, but he managed to get out of the building and get back all the hardware (including the thermonuclear missle). And of course he wasn't hungry anymore, but a few minutes later, he began to feel a sense of hunger.

All of the sudden, the monkey remembered that if he ever ate a thermonuclear missile he would no longer be hungry ever again but could eat anything he wanted without becoming miserably full. So instead of using the thermonuclear missile for something productive he attempted this. Unfortunately this plan backfired because at the moment he tried to begin eating the missile a CIA agent defused it. Indignated the monkey went on a rampage against the CIA agent. After again pole-vaulting to his shoulder, the money then bit the CIA agents neck.

We did not know up to this point the monkey was a vampire, so he sucked all of the blood out of the CIA agent and killed him. Then he found in the pocket of the CIA agent a super secret file. But the monkey was illiterate, so he made it into an umbrella to protect him from the sunlight which was not present because the evil nuclear plant operator of the area had developed a device in order to permanently block out the sun. This is why the monkey lived in a cave.

To Be Continued...