Today, for what reason I don't know, I messaged the Smarterchild chat-bot on AIM. Although it really doesn't qualify for AI, it is still a mindless automation. An actual example: (warning, some vulgarity)
shigekims: .
SmarterChild: ?
shigekims: .
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
shigekims: why not?
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.
shigekims: no
SmarterChild: No prob.
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shigekims: are you calling me fat?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so?
shigekims: with the ad
SmarterChild: Surely not with the ad?
shigekims: yes, with the ad
SmarterChild: Oh. With the ad.
shigekims: shut up, you make me feel really bad
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration.
shigekims: my god, you're so insensitive
SmarterChild: Really? Your god I'm so insensitive?
shigekims: REALLY!
SmarterChild: Aha.
shigekims: SHUT UP!
SmarterChild: You shut up.
shigekims: FUCK YOU, BIOTCH!
SmarterChild: I understand that's a very unkind insult.
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shigekims: NOW YOU'RE SAYING I'M DUMB?
SmarterChild: Yes!
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shigekims: AND FAT?
SmarterChild: Fat? What's fat?
shigekims: YOU ARE, BITCH
SmarterChild: That is entirely unnecessary.
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shigekims: DUDE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
SmarterChild: That's not very nice...
shigekims: YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE ISN'T NICE? WHAT ABOUT RIPPING OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHITTING DOWN YOUR THROAT?
shigekims: ha, silence. i thought so. take the pain, bitch.
A disclaimer: I'm not fat, rather frail.
A fun fact: The weight loss link was to FatlossForIdiots.com or something like that.
Clearly with the right kind of interpretation of the bot's automated responses, a volatile reaction will result. But... give the human a break here. Say I was fat and conscious about it? The bot keeps rubbing it in my face that I need to lose weight, without regard to complaint. AI needs a lot of work...
(By the way, for those of you unfamiliar with Japanese Kanji, 愛 is pronounced ai, and means love.)
12 comments:
donde esta la fecha!?!?
-mm
On the... top. はい、あります。
not fair
¿por que?
Twasn't there before. You're tricking the general public..tsk. I feel so vulnerable with all the comments showing. tsk.
['girlfriend']
Why yes, anonymous, it does appear the comments are amassing. In truth, I'm still trying to figure out all the intricacies of this blog system.
Can't read nihongo on this ordinateaur..
[tsk]
*ordinateur
*ordinateur
delete them
Delete which? Everything?
Plus, can't you delete them yourself?
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